Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead
Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.
if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.
Robin Sharma (via severs)
This hit me like a brick…
- guy: you like this dick?
- girl: yeah
- guy: yeahhh?
- girl: yeahhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhh
- guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
- girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
I majored in gif making.
More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass
But you lost all your friends
and your eyesight
not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened
I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?blast from the past
My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.