silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

mibellavidaloca:

yungkawaiinigga:

Can’t cheat on your girl with those big ass galaxy phones she like “who the fuck is Brianna?” reading over your shoulder from all the way on the 3rd floor.

Hahahaha

(Source: yungkawaiiinigga)

portrays:

if she flinches when you go to put your arm around her … someone else’s hand wasn’t so sweet … if she questions you … someone else has lied to her … if she doesn’t tell you things … someone else once betrayed her secrets … behind every cranky, complicated girl or girl who is scared to love is … a girl who is tired of being broken.

Don’t live the same year 75 times and call it a life.

Robin Sharma (via severs)

This hit me like a brick…

(via knitting-books)

(Source: pureblyss)


kbfoto:

whoahayree:

acanthachaos:

I find this so adorable :3💜

kbfoto

Haha us. 😘❤️


castielloveshispaintedwhore:

College kids

(Source: alisonlrwin)

Every porno on earth.
  • guy: you like this dick?
  • girl: yeah
  • guy: yeahhh?
  • girl: yeahhh
  • guy: yeahhhhhhh?
  • girl: yeahhhhhhh
  • guy: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh?
  • girl: yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

engage-with-zorp:

the-rainbowsaurus:

jethrocane:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

youcantbreakthatwhichisntyours:

ambiguous-ash:

merrymishas:

engage-with-zorp:

I majored in gif making.

More like majored in becoming a hot piece of ass

But you lost all your friends

and your eyesight 

not to mention your sweet bunkbed man what happened

I’m most concerned that you lost your Led Zeppelin shirt. What happened?

image blast from the past

bronzedpearlsx:

There has NEVER been anything more true than this.

(Source: bradleycoopr)

coryy:

My neck, My back, My Netflix and my snacks.